VIBING IN LAGOS

Let’s just vibe (words like scum-man-der and Vibers are made up)

Let’s just vibe

The kind of relationships people have in this Lagos is the one they call “Vibe”

It’s the let’s not complicate things kinda relationship — no deep questions that way you don’t have any reason to lie to each other. Let’s cuddle on cold nights, have steamy sex, make each other laugh so bad it almost feels like love only that it’s not and if you catch feelings that’s on you.

Okay so I am just gonna be honest. it’s not like we don’t like love, we do. We dream and say

“God when’’ but the truth is the city has taught us, detachment.

We have been infinitely scared by the scum-manders of Lagos(Chief scum officer), falling in love feels like walking headlong into flying bullets. Not today satan! Ain’t nobody gonna cry premium tears twice. Affliction shall not rise again 😂

Question

What is it about these people that attract you? Yea you. Why do you like bad boys and nonchalant babes? Do they give you some special type of orgasm?

I can’t lie it’s the Vibes, who am I even kidding? it’s the orgasm! Lol.

Once you have Vibed with one or two scum-manders. You learn detachment you pick up the mantle and never want to go back. its real freedom, it’s no more necessary morning and night calls, it’s nobody breathing down your neck to post pictures of them, it’s great sex, plenty loneliness, and a safe unbroken heart. You just accept that love isn’t for everybody and free yourself from all that pressure.

Truth is, vibers are a toxic lot!. We ghost when we smell feelings or because we get bored too easily. “‘’The banter was great but umm it’s not you,I promise it’s me. I am just a bad person with trust issues’’😅

Vibing isn’t for the faint-hearted.

There’s no guarantee that you won’t catch feelings😩those Lil bitches are sneaky they grow on you. You wake up and all of a sudden your heart is wearing flip-flops for someone you know clearly would be the death of you😅. Brush off these Lil demons by chanting “it is what it is” with your chest, works every time lol

Dear latest recruits, of the vibing clan. Here is how you know it’s just vibes;

• The first chat was fire! You chatted for 12 hours straight you felt some butterflies until “prince charming” or “princess” disappears to reappear 2 weeks later..with an intro like “Hey big head”
• You both have an amazing time..you almost blow the roof off with your sex war cries and cried actual hot tears when you came, because finally! you think you have found the one but when you get home they leave you on read😂 ( the thunder)hurts I know but it vibes so welcome.
• Attention plix — VIBERS don’t cuddle after sex periodt. It is an unconscious thing they do. It’s a physical representation of the mental walls they put up to avoid getting hurt or catching feelings. After the ruffling and tumbling you are ON YOUR OWN cold can as well kee you there😂..’’ drink tea or something bet don’t touch me’’😂

If you are tired of the celibacy and being single and you want to vibe. Kindly bear in mind that — Lagos people are emotionally unavailable(the available ones are not your type either too short, stupid or too ugly), ask yourself are you ready? Will your chest be able?

Yes? You can CHEST IT? Welcome!

PS-if you have that judgemental face on like you have just seen travesty in the flesh well it means you read this till the end.

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